Scrabble

Scrabble is maybe one of the worst games ever designed. Note to one’s self: NEVER play Scrabble after sever pain or sedation, as it sure to cause words to materialize that you would never have thought about using in the presence of one or maybe two of your parents. (Ex: Don’t play Scrabble on Valium, such as the circumstances I was in. My 4 wisdom teeth were removed the same day as this events this article was about. Not only is it a game that makes you think, but it is not even addicting (como World of Warcraft). Last night I was playing the wretched game, and I was doing relatively well. I cracked a couple of jokes as we sat around the table, and I wondered out loud about things such as the effects of spelling out “Chuck Norris”. I am proud to say that I did very well for myself, with the spelling of words such as “car”, “float”, and “shizzle” (for shizzle I received 37 points…I know, I am so amazing). As we neared the end of the game, it was still ridiculously close, with my mom in the lead with only 2 points. As I laid down the 2nd to last turn, some freak accident compels my arms to whirlwind, knocking half of the pieces from the board. I stormed, or rather hobbled, off the couch, and down the hall, in a Scrabble induced fury.

Correction: Some people are actually addicted to Scrabble. See—> Western Scrabble Network, A Scrabble Addict’s Blog, and Pictures of Finished Scrabble Boards…These people are so HXC (OMG!!!!1!!!!)